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A Colorado Cowboy stepped
up to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well, one thing comes to mind,” the cowboy said. “On a visit to the Beautiful Rocky Mountain National Park in the Great State of Colorado, I came upon a gang of bikers at one of the park’s beautiful campsites who were threatening a beautiful young woman. I yelled at them to leave her alone, but as you might imagine, they didn’t listen.”
“What did you do?” asked St. Peter.
“I did what any
respectful Coloradan would do. I went up to the biggest, toughest,
ugliest looking one of them all, ripped out his nose ring, fist punched him flat
in his face and kicked over his fancy-assed bike. Then, at inches away from his
face, I yelled right at him, 'Now, leave her alone or I'll kick the #$%! out of you
and every single one of your stoopid looking friends!'”
Well, St. Peter was visibly impressed, “When did this happen?” he asked the cowboy.
“Just a couple of minutes ago.”