Monday, March 6, 2023

Meet 'cha In The Middle

Now, from the Forgotten Hits “Special Treats” Department …  

 

Today is “National Oreo Day!”


Do you know anybody who eats an Oreo right out of the bag?

 

Well, if you do, forget about them for a moment because it seems most people twist the Oreo Cookie Wafers apart to eat the crème filling first. 

 


The problem is, the crème usually sticks to one wafer and not the other.

 

In fact, this method is so prevalent MIT scientists actually conducted a study to find the most effective way to get the crème to adhere equally to both wafers. 

( TRUE! ) They even published their conclusion in a Journal on the Physics of Fluids.


They discovered that the crème almost always comes off on one wafer and not the other. The distribution is not affected by the degree of your rotation rate or the amount of creme filling. The pre-existing level of adhesion between the creme and the chocolate wafers seemed to be the determining factor and that’s it!

 

So, you really like the crème filling?  OK, how about getting it . . . separately without the cookie part?

 



Or in a handy little squeeze packet?

 


 

HA! Those were just some crème aficionado’s imaginations at work!

 

But you CAN buy the crème without the cookie!  As a bulk food item!!  ( TRUE again! ) How does a case of six 2-pound pouches sound?!

 


And for just $78.95!

 

Or, if you’re in the opposite camp and would just like to buy the cookie part without the crème, you can do that, too!

 


And it’s also never been confirmed just why Oreos are called . . . Oreos!

 

Thin, Original, Double-Stuffed, Mega-Stuffed, Regular and Reduced Fat, there have been over 85 different flavors and varieties in Oreos 110-year history! And new already this year, “The MOST Oreo Oreo” ( Limited Edition ) stuffed with little specks of Ground Up Oreos!

 


Overall, Oreos are the most popular, if not the best-selling, cookie in the world!

 


More than 40 Billion ( Yep! That’s a “B” as in “Buell!” ) are produced each year.

 


Got milk?!

 

Steven Wright is a Fan who famously said, ~~~

 


( BTW, there’s a plate of Free Oreos in the Forgotten Hits Lobby today.  Help yourself! )

 

CB ( which stands for “Cookie Boy!” )

 

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I feel like I need to brush my teeth after just reading today's piece!!!

 

Although I will admit that I never really was much of a fan (even as a kid ... I truly didn't like the way it left your teeth looking), I will admit to TOTALLY loving the Vanilla Oreos that have been on the market for the past few years now (although I've seen the price of these nearly triple during that time!!! ... so I have cut back on my consumption considerably.  I mean, I like 'em ... but I don't like 'em three times as much as I USED to like 'em!!!!)

 

I've even been known to create my OWN double-stuffed version ... because it's true ... when you unscrew one, the filling is most likely only going to only stick to one wafer ... making the whole process rather easy!)

 

Now, just for fun, try doing that with the double-stuffed Oreos ... you get LOTS of filling that way!  (And likely fillings for your teeth shortly thereafter as well!) 


Still, an interesting piece ... and so timely for National Oreo Day!!!


[Chuck even sent along this little song to celebrate!]