Sunday, January 25, 2015

The Forgotten Hits "Pledge Of Allegiance" to Paul Evans / And Music Appreciation Society Continues:

I've gotta tell you ... even after fifteen years of doing Forgotten Hits, I'm STILL surprised by which topics trigger our readers' hot button ... I would have NEVER expected this to be one of them ... but I'm happy to see the folks on the list expressing their opinion ... 'cause that's what we're here for!  

Chet Coppock's comments about Paul Evans' 1959 Top 10 Hit "Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat" is still sparking responses from some of our readers ... and this time, from Paul himself!!!   

(While I appreciate all your passion, please keep in mind that Chet wasn't necessarily attacking Paul Evans in particular ... he didn't even WRITE this song ... he was simply verbalizing his views on songs in general that stick in our craw ... and let's face, we've all got our own lists.) 

Apparently, Paul Evans still has a lot of loyal, appreciative fans out there ... as mentioned previously, he's been a Forgotten Hits Member for YEARS now ... and we're the first to qualify that EVERYBODY has (and is entitled to) their own opinion ... and we've always encouraged our readers to voice their's right here in our forum.  (What's that old saying???  One man's steak is another man's spam???  No??? Hey, I think I just invented a brand new catch-phrase!!!) 

Anyway, read on ... and enjoy ...    

Kent,   
It should be noted that Paul Evans, a gifted songwriter, did not write "Seven Little Girls (Sitting In The Back Seat)."  The writers of that hit were Bob Hilliard and Lee Pockriss.
Ronnie Allen   
And a pretty formidable team of songwriters they were, too.  These guys (both together and apart) had a hand in writing "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini", my first 45 and a #1 Hit for Brian Hyland, "Johnny Angel", a #1 Hit for Shelley Fabares, "Catch A Falling Star", a MAJOR Hit for Perry Como, "Any Day Now" by Chuck Jackson (written by Bob Hilliard and Burt Bacharach!) and "Our Day Will Come", a #1 Hit for Ruby and the Romantics.  These are some BIG TIME hits and '60's classics ... I guess they were just having a little fun when they sat down and wrote "Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat" for Paul Evans!!! And Paul Evans is no slouch when it comes to writing hits either!  Elvis recorded FIVE of Paul's songs (including one of MY favorites, "I Gotta Know" as well as "The Next Step Is Love", one of Elvis' early '70's "comeback" hits), "When" for The Kalin Twins and "Roses Are Red" for Bobby Vinton.  (kk)




 

Recapping a few from yesterday ...     

I don't know Chet Coppock, and he's certainly entitled to his opinions, but Paul Evans is an incredibly successful songwriter.  
When "Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat" was a hit, it was 1959, an  era for novelty records.  "The Chipmunk Song" was the # 1 hit for the first two weeks on Billboards' Hot 100 chart.  Then in March "Charlie Brown" by The Coasters hit # 2 and The Chipmunks were back with "Alvin's Harmonica" at # 3.  That May, TV actors Edd Byrnes and Connie Stevens saw their novelty hit with "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb" climb to # 4.  The Coasters' "Along Came Jones" came and went during the summer of '59, but not before it made it to # 9.  Writer / producers Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller wrote and produced The Coasters to a third Top Ten chart hit in October with "Poison Ivy".  And in November of '59, when Paul Evans "Seven Little Girls" climbed to # 9, radio and TV DJ Wink Martindale's spoken word novelty hit (although it wasn't supposed to be funny) "Deck of Cards" was at # 7.Paul Evans certainly doesn't need me to defend him.  I'd be more than happy with the royalties Paul has received over the years for writing "Roses Are Red". The fact is, Paul's written a half dozen songs that Elvis Presley recorded, a # 5 hit for The Kalin Twins in 1958, "When", and songs that have recorded by Johnny Tillotson, LaVerne Baker, Frankie Lymon, Jackie Wilson, The Coasters (there they are again), Jim Reeves, Jimmy Dean and Reba McEntire. 
He wrote the song "Happiness Is", which became a hugely successful jingle for Kent cigarettes in the '60's.Novelty records are fun.  They're not meant to be serious.  And they're pretty much a dead genre these days. 
My personal favourite Paul Evans song (that he recorded himself) is "Happy Go Lucky Me".  It's infectious.   
Doug Thompson in Toronto  




 
Hi Kent -    
THANK YOU for "defending" Paul Evans' tune "Seven Little Girls".  It was a favorite of my late Mother!!!!! 
Keep up the G R O O V Y** work ...
**What would Chet Coppock think of "Treat Her Groovy, Take Her To A Movie" by Ronnie Rice / New Colony Six??? LOL     
Carolyn     
Actually Chet was probably right there in the studio with them when The New Colony Six recorded that track ... he was their roadie at the time!  (lol)  kk




Kent,   
When you mentioned Paul Evans, I immediately thought of a record he came out with in 1961 on Carlton Records, said record being AFTER THE HURRICANE. I had to get it out and play it. Don't know if that record by him has ever been discussed or mentioned in FH.  
Larry Neal  
Scroll down ... you'll find it below!  (kk)  

Paul Evans is an under-appreciated singer / songwriter who espoused the joy and innocence of the fifties. I can't speak to the others ... and certainly Chet is allowed his preferences ... but I disagree with his choices.  
Charlie OFD   

And a couple more new ones ... including something from Paul Evans himself!   

Chet Coppock is certainly entitled to his opinions, as is everyone else.  Each of us could come up with our own list of hits we can't stand and a few of mine are among Chet's.  I'll bet, though, that some that send me lunging for the mute button are among Mr. Coppock's favorites -- and vice versa.  That's just the way it is with all of us.   
While most of my favorites are good-time rock, I'm also attracted to records in other genres.  Hopefully everybody is.  One sign of musical maturity, I believe, is when you no longer like or dislike something simply because you've been told it's "in" to hold that opinion.  Instead, you prefer make up your OWN mind as to if a particular record speaks to and for your heart or not.    
Paul Evans recorded "Seven Little Girls" as a demo which turned out so well that it was released as a single.  Was it a good record?   Ask all the people who'd never heard of Paul Evans before but loved his performance so much that they bought enough copies to propel that particular 45 into the Top 10 in the fall of 1959.  "Seven Little Girls" was not only a major good-time hit then -- landing Paul on "The Ed Sullivan Show" and elsewhere -- but became a much-requested staple on oldies radio for decades afterward.   
As others have noted, Paul Evans' career has incorporated other hits through the decades ("The Midnight Special," "Happy-Go-Lucky Me," "Hello, This Is Joanie," etc.), most of which he recorded himself.  Others were made famous by stars like Elvis and Bobby Vinton.  Paul's written for Broadway and motion pictures and has successfully recorded in a wide variety of styles, from folk and country to gospel and Manhattan Transfer-styled jazz harmony.  Perhaps the best (albeit far from complete) digest of Paul Evans material is his CD "I Was A Part of the '50s."  That title is a bit misleading as while "Seven Little Girls" and the hit he wrote for The Kalin Twins ("When") were, in fact, released in the very late '50s, the bulk of Paul's success has come in the decades since then.  Evans today is very much active and sounds great -- as unlike a lot of stars, Paul has taken very good care of himself and his versatile voice.   
As proof, check out the video of the 2009 Paul Evans Christmas classic "Santa's Stuck Up In The Chimney," which has now been viewed on You Tube more than 1,773.600 times!  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=557tQC86thA   
Gary Theroux  
(Attached:  Paul Evan's Christmas card; "I Was A Part of the '50s" CD cover)







As mentioned before, Paul Evans has been a long-time Forgotten Hits member and supporter ... in fact, we were amongst the very first to break his great Christmas "Santa's Stuck Up In the Chimney" track and video ... as you said, closing in on two million views.  And he's just an all-around good guy!   

Lists like Chet's spur others to develop their OWN lists ... and they should all be taken in good spirit ... there is no right or wrong.  As you'll see below, Paul liked this whole discussion well enough to post it on his Facebook page!!!  (kk)   

Hi Kent -  
First of all, I'd like to thank all the Forgotten Hits members who wrote in to  speak about the virtues of my music career.  I do receive lots of emails letting me know how happy my music has made so many people.  Those emails are flattering, humbling, and they cheer me on an "off" day. I believe that neither "Seven Little Girls" nor I need any defense.  But I will say this: 
"Seven Little Girls" was written by two songwriters, Lee Pockriss and Bob Hilliard, with many years of hit songs to their credits.  It was a hit despite - or perhaps  because - it was banned in Boston, and it was a part of the 60's, when it was fun to be a writer, fun to be a singer, and fun to be a listener. 
Lighten up, Chet.  (Got to make Mr. Coppock feel the Oldies' wrath!)  
I'd also like to thank Larry Neal for mentioning "After The Hurricane".  It was originally meant to be a demo for Elvis and was accepted by Freddy Bienstock.  But my then manager had rights to the publishing and he decided that it should be a Paul Evans Carlton record in 1961.  As you might imagine, my co-writer, Al Byron ("Roses Are Red", "Happy Go Lucky Me") and I were not too happy with him. 
Anyway, here it is:


PS  That crash at the end is a real jawbone of an ass (60's technology) played by the creative drummer, Buddy Salzman, in my home-away-from-home, Associated Recording Studios.  
Meanwhile, with your permission I'd like to pass the "Seven Little Girls" debate on via Facebook and my Oldies DJ list. Thanks. 
Paul Evans

P.S.  Here are some links to my site and my videos that might interest your members:

MY SITE:   www.paulevans.com   Order CDs, read stories from the 50's, biography, discography, an Email link and more.

SOME VIDEOS:
"SEVEN LITTLE GIRLS SITTING IN THE BACK SEAT" (The Dick Clark Saturday show from New York's Little Theater in 1959), given the current discussion.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1cjaheraq8

"PAUL EVANS' CAREER" (My career in 7 minutes)    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYJQvepGiVM

ALL MY VIDEOS:   Including a live version of "Happy Go Lucky Me" (My friend was caught and thrown out of the Westbury theater for taking this short tape), "Hello This Is Joannie", and "Santa's Stuck Up In The Chimney" (fast approaching 2,000,000 You Tube views)     
https://www.youtube.com/user/cd1mp3/videos
 
I'm REALLY psyched.  Thanks so much Kent!
Paul


re:  More On Coppock's Topics:  
Kent, 
Thanx so much for the publicity. May the world be rid of My-Ding-a-Ling.  An expression of sexual angst? How about brain damage? It still hurts me that the rock 'n roll Godfather, Chuck Berry got roped into recording that sucker ... Thank the good lord, Chuck never had to sing "Disco Duck" or any song by Steve Miller.  
Chet Coppock   

Hey Kent,  
Even though I'm friends with a few musicians who played or sang on the C.W. McCall hit, "Convoy", I do think it belongs near the top of Chet Coppock's hit list. We all know the song really was a way to cash in on the CB radio craze and, to make things worse, they made a movie out of it! I could never understand why C. W. (Bill Fries) did the voices of all of the truckers. It sounded like he was talking to himself, or maybe it was his daydream! :-) I remember listening to "American Top 40" when the record hit the top. Casey Kasem said, "The new number one is, and wouldn't you know it? - Convoy!" A follow up record, "There Won't Be No Country Music (There Won't Be No Rock and Roll)", was far better, but didn't make it up the charts like "Convoy". The song had the same theme as "In the Year 2525". I actually was invited to watch them lay down some of the tracks on that one. Bill Fries is a soft-spoken, nice guy, who was an advertising exec. He developed a series of very clever commercials for a baking company, featuring a truck driver, who delivers bread to a truck stop and has an interest in the head waitress. The driver's name was C.W. McCall, and Fries did the narration from the driver's point of view. This led to the C.W. McCall recordings. If you like to listen to music with narration, I suggest you check out some of his albums.  
- John LaPuzza  

Chet, 
For the most part your observations are correct. However I must offer my two cents worth here, as I've often wondered, who signed off on releasing various songs as singles. 
First off, I would think that Rick Dees was as surprised as anyone when Disco Duck took off. Remember at that point, you were in your mid 20's and not your average 45 rpm buyer. Had you been 12 years old then, you might have thought it was a pretty cool song. Rick was able to parlay the song for a ticket out of Memphis to LA. He even later scored a late night talk show, too.  
Both you and Kent missed the obvious piece of Steve Miller nonsense. Gimme Space Cowboy any day over Abracadabra. Who signed off on that one? 
Miss You by the Rolling Stones? Not one of my faves, but what about Do Ya Think I'm Sexy by Rod Stewart? 
And let's not forget classics like Honey, or The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia, both written by the late Bobby Russell. 
Lastly there's Silly Love Songs. Paul got the silly part right. But again it was your kid sister who bought many of these singles. You (& I) had already aged out. 
For further reference may I suggest looking for a copy of Dave Barry's Book Of Bad Songs. 
Jack Levin  

Loved your controversial comments on some of the songs we all have to know if we ever listened to radio at all.  
1.  Could we please hate someone else other than Pat Boone? And thanx for 'Speedy,' altho that's arguably the most biased song he ever sang. 
2.  I loved 'Convoy' ... it raises a picture of the 70s.  CBs were a big rage in Virginia.  The thought of the possibility of that convoy still sorta excites me, so you couldn't say I hate it, overworked tho it has been. 
3.  'My Ding-A-Ling' was Chuck Berry's (like you said) only #1 song, and his embarrassing worst IMHO.  I already knew and loved 'Memphis' by Lonnie Mack by the time I heard Chuck Berry's version and since I was still not very old at the time and had lost my grandfather, loved the story about the father trying to get in touch with his little Marie, so that's still the favorite of my heart. 
4, 5 & 6.  Didn't mind 'Disco Duck' OR leisure suits, but I also didn't buy either one.  I don't mind Steve Miller or 'Space Cowboy,' or any of his other songs.  They can play 'em all they want.  Always felt sorry for the driver in 'Seven Little Girls.'  And I still like Paul Evans' songs, especially 'Happy Go Lucky Me.' 
7.  I like your Rolling Stones' song mentions.  OK ... always feel sort of guilty that I don't LOVE the RS ... my favorite was the video with Bette Midler and Mick Jagger on 'Beast of Burden,' and I like 'Under My Thumb,'  too. 
The #1 embarrassingly terrible song of all time is 'the stupid cake song' ... 'MacArthur Park.'  I just cringe and I don't care who's singing it ... Richard Harris, Donna Summer, you, me or somebody I pass on the street ... ewwww ptooie!  Not even if they know ALL the words.  I think 'Cara Mia Mine' is icky, too, and Paul Anka's 'Havin' My Baby.'  Oh, phewwwwwwww. 
Thanx for providing a forum for us aging baby boomers determined to stay as shallow as possible in the face of increasingly daunting challenges as people are beginning to notice that we really are (OMG!) seniors in our golden years. 
Pttibg

Friday, January 23, 2015

The Friday Flash


re:  Coppock's Topics:  
We called it!  "Let the controversies and debates begin!!!"  

Our latest edition of "Coppock's Topics" spurred a few immediate responses, most of which came to the defense of Paul Evans ... but you'll find a few sports comments here as well.  (I love it ... and so will he ... it's always GREAT to get the blood flowing and spark our passionate readers to comment!!!)    

>>>Paul Evans, "Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Backseat - Kissin' and a Huggin' With Fred." - The first real gimmick song I can recall. It basically tells you how square the world was during the Eisenhower years or how dull Cousin Brucie Morrow remains. Sadly, some guy who owns the publishing to this flawed pinkie ring is still making a buck.  (Chet Coppock) 
>>>OK, I've gotta be REAL careful with this one ... Paul Evans has been a Forgotten Hits list member for several years now ... and he certainly has always had a way with a clever lyric and a catchy melody.  As such, this one doesn't bother me so much (and let's face it, based on today's programming, you're rarely going to hear it anyway.)  I can think of a couple other songs that I find FAR more annoying and obnoxious ... "Playground In My Mind" by Clint Holmes and "Sing" by The Carpenters immediately come to mind.  These recordings were created for the SOLE purpose of eating away your brain cells and filling your head with mindless clutter. A Paul Evans composition that you don't hear much anymore (yet might find a bit more enjoyable) would be "When" by The Kalin Twins ... let's give THAT one a spin, shall we???  (kk)   

I don't know Chet Coppock, and he's certainly entitled to his opinions, but Paul Evans is an incredibly successful songwriter.   
When "Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat" was a hit, it was 1959, an  era for novelty records.  "The Chipmunk Song" was the # 1 hit for the first two weeks on Billboards' Hot 100 chart.  Then in March "Charlie Brown" by The Coasters hit # 2 and The Chipmunks were back with "Alvin's Harmonica" at # 3.  That May, TV actors Edd Byrnes and Connie Stevens saw their novelty hit with "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb" climb to # 4.  The Coasters' "Along Came Jones" came and went during the summer of '59, but not before it made it to # 9.  Writer / producers Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller wrote and produced The Coasters to a third Top Ten chart hit in October with "Poison Ivy".  And in November of '59, when Paul Evans "Seven Little Girls" climbed to # 9, radio and TV DJ Wink Martindale's spoken word novelty hit (although it wasn't supposed to be funny) "Deck of Cards" was at # 7.Paul Evans certainly doesn't need me to defend him.  I'd be more than happy with the royalties Paul has received over the years for writing "Roses Are Red".  The fact is, Paul's written a half dozen songs that Elvis Presley recorded, a # 5 hit for The Kalin Twins in 1958, "When", and songs that have recorded by Johnny Tillotson, LaVerne Baker, Frankie Lymon, Jackie Wilson, The Coasters (there they are again), Jim Reeves, Jimmy Dean and Reba McEntire.He wrote the song "Happiness Is", which became a hugely successful jingle for Kent cigarettes in the '60's.Novelty records are fun.  They're not meant to be serious.  And they're pretty much a dead genre these days.My personal favourite Paul Evans song (that he recorded himself) is "Happy Go Lucky Me".  It's infectious.  
Doug Thompson in Toronto  

Hi Kent - THANK YOU for "defending" Paul Evans' tune "Seven Little Girls".It was a favorite of my late Mother!!!!!Keep up the G R O O V Y** work...**What would Chet Coppock think of "Treat Her Groovy, Take Her To A Movie" by Ronnie Rice / New Colony Six??? LOL  
Carolyn  
Actually Chet was probably right there in the studio with them when The New Colony Six recorded that track ... he was their roadie at the time!  (lol)  kk   

Kent, 
EMOTIONAL RESCUE!!! Are you kidding me? I had completely forgotten about that record! 
I want you to know I did make it through EMOTIONAL RESCUE by the Stones.  However, without getting into specifics, it took a little bit longer that the posted time of 5:38. Hadn't heard it in years. Speaking of Paul Evans, and reading what was said about him, I immediately thought of a record he came out with in 1961 on Carlton Records, said record being AFTER THE HURRICANE. I had to get it out and play it. Don't know if that record by him has ever been discussed or mentioned in FH. 
Larry Neal  

Hello Kent,  
What else would you expect from someone whose Hockey Team gets Jimmy Buffett to sing a disparaging song about their Worthy Opponents The Boston Bruins Hockey Club to celebrate there Stanley Cup Triumph?  
Plus you must take into consideration the Jesuit School he represents who at one time rose to the rank of #1 in the Football Standings only to be smacked down as revealed in the glorious T-Shirt from the '93 game at South Bend:  "God Made Notre Dame #1 & BC made them #2". 
So it is with a grain of salt and much skepticism that ponder his rantings about the songs that offend him. 
Certainly Pat Boone's cover can't compare to the original, but it is not a hated attempt. 
Convoy is certainly not a highly ranked 'Oldie' ... however it is beloved for its introduction to a tangential offshoot of Rock 'N Roll. 
My Ding-A-Ling an anthem to the angst of millions of young people searching for their niche and allowing them to experience a playable albeit 'salty' song with its double-entendres and sheer naughtiness. 
Paul Evans is an under-appreciated singer / songwriter who espoused the joy and innocence of the fifties. 
I can't speak to the others ... and certainly Chet is allowed his preferences ... but I disagree with his choices. 
Unfortunately, I, too, am tainted since I am a Patriots Fan, the cheatingest team in all sports! ha ha! And wouldn't all the 'Haters' give their first 45 to have them as their team !! ha ha 
Love Forgotten Hits!!!  
CharlieOFD    

Kent ... 
With the Super Bowl coming up, I want to ask Chet a sports question.  Controversy = The New England Patriots cheated in the Championship Game by using under inflated footballs. 
Everybody is blaming the coach, the quarterback & the ball boy.  
I say it's the referee's fault. The referee touches & spots the football before every play.  
I'd like to know how an illegal football can get by the referee & into the game.  If the referee allowed the football to be used, it couldn't have been obviously under inflated like some players claim it to be.  
What do you think Chet?  
Frank B. 
This "football gate" stuff is nonsense ... 
One ... if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin' ... 
Two ... the loss of two pounds of pressure on a football just wouldn't be noticeable to an official, despite the fact that they do check all footballs to be used in game before kickoff time.  
YO, KENT, THANX FOR RUNNING MY PIECE ON YOUR BLOG ... U ROCK, BUDDY! Looking forward to seeing you sooner rather then later at the Ronnie Onesti Palace.  
I don’t have to tell you that I'm a shameless self promoter and part time, 18 hours a day, hustler. So, just a reminder that my new book "Buffone", the story of legendary Bears linebacker, Doug Buffone, will be out later this year. I hope the F.H. regulars will leap on this silver platter of football yarns, laughs, physical anguish, nights that never ended, and uppers along with so damn many little yellow pills.  Just 20 bucks. Will help me pay for the cycle I plan to buy to celebrate my 67th birthday in April.  
Chet   

re:  This And That:  
Elk Grove Village has announced another killer line-up for their Summer Free Concert Series, which takes place every Tuesday in July. 
This year, they're kicking things off on Saturday, The 4th of July, with Kenny Rogers, followed by a great fireworks show! 
The summer series kicks off in earnest the following Tuesday (July 7th) with Kansas, followed by .38 Special on July 14th, country-rocker Travis Tritt on July 21st and closing down on July 28th with an '80's double-header featuring Christopher Cross and Air Supply! 
All of the Tuesday shows begin at 7:30 pm (and trust me, they WILL be crowded!!!)  Hopefully a better, more-organized seating arrangement will be worked out this year.  Kenny Rogers' July 4th Show will begin at 8 pm and held at Community Park, East of Lions Park ... all other concerts are held at The Village Green.  (kk)  

Speaking of Kenny Rogers, did any of you tune in to watch The First Edition reunion last weekend, held at The Kenny Rogers Exhibit at The Country Music Hall Of Fame?  Due to other commitments, I only got to see about the first 25 minutes ... but in that time, some interesting tidbits were revealed.  (I don't know if this has been archived at the site or not but it's well worth seeing.)  One that surprised me (after years of reporting that Glen Campbell played the psychedelic lead guitar on The First Edition's first hit "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)") was the revelation at SEVERAL musicians took a crack at the guitar spots on that record ... and, when all was said in done, Campbell's guitar-work DID make the cut ... but only as the backwards guitar you hear there at the beginning.  The balance of the guitar work was handled by the band's own Terry Williams.  (kk)  
UPDATE:  I spoke with Michael Manning of The Country Music Hall Of Fame about the possibility of them posting the interview on their website so that others could enjoy it as well ... and he said that they would.  Keep watching these pages for an update ... and a link to this archived pieces as soon as it becomes available.  (kk)   

Kent ... 
The truth about the dirty music business. 
I like to remember Jackie Wilson as "Mr. Excitement."  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0DGEIyAkU   
Frank B.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

It's Another Edition of Coppock's Topics!

The beauty of Rock' n Roll is that it creates vibrancy, energy,  moods, expressions of feelings and  constant reminders of moments that folks treasure in one form or another.   
It's also a genre that creates constant debate.   

Who is the greatest guitar player of all time: Hendrix, Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughn, B.B. King … none of the above? Buddy Guy? Keith Richards? 

Anyway so much for the buildup. That leads me to my list of seven songs that should never see the light of day.  

1. Pat Boone, "Tutti Fruitti"  
A pathetic effort by "Mr. White Bucks" to cover  Little Richard's raging hunk of  madness. Boone had about as much soul  as your average wooden Indian.  

2. C.W. McCall, "Convoy."

Fortunately, I was still drinking heavily in the 70's so the ugliness of this junk only busted my spleen instead of my skull.

3. Chuck Berry, "My Ding-A-Ling."
Just why did the St. Louis Tiger, the man who gave us "Johnny B. Goode", "Oh Carol" and "Back in the USA" record this brain cramp? Better yet, just how did the sucker get to #1? Maybe the 70's were a tad overrated?

4.  Rick Dees, "Disco Duck."
Quick! Be honest! What was worse ... that song or leisure suits?   

5. Steve Miller, "Space Cowboy."
Beyond forgettable, horrific. Ex-pro wrestling star, Handsome Jimmy Valiant, used to mimic the song by shouting in his "buildup" interviews, "Mama, you don't like my apples you don't shake my tree."

6. Paul Evans, "Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Backseat - Kissin' and a Huggin' With Fred." 
The first real gimmick song I can recall. It basically tells you how square the world was during the Eisenhower years or how dull Cousin Brucie Morrow remains. Sadly, some guy who owns the publishing to this flawed pinkie ring is still making a buck.

7. (And not a moment too soon.) Rolling Stones, "Miss You."
I can see the eye brows raising, but hold it a second, I can't accept a falsetto recording from the band that gave us "Gimme Shelter", "Bitch" and "Jumpin' Jack Flash." In concert, "Miss You" is actually beyond painful.

Chet Coppock
Host: Chicago Blackhawks Heritage Series
Host: Notre Dame football on 89-WLS Radio

An interesting list ... here are some of MY comments before we open this up to the floor ...

1)  It is still my contention that Pat Boone did more to hurt ... and HELP ... rock and roll than any other single individual.  I know we've debated this point before ... but Boone brought rock and roll into the homes of middle class, paranoid, white bread America.  He (lamely most of the time, perhaps, but effectively if only for this reason alone!) covered R&B artists like Little Richard, Fats Domino, The El Dorados, Ivory Joe Hunter and others, making this music "safe" for those who were a little slow to embrace this new "teenage revolution".  Eventually most of the "uneducated" who thought rock and roll was the devil's music came around ... and in the process, his record sales were second only to Elvis himself.  (Funny thing is nobody ever complained about Elvis singing Gospel Music and exploring his roots in the church ... but artists like Boone and TV's "My Little Margie" / girl-next-door Gale Storm made MASSIVE strides in bringing the essence of this music to folks who otherwise may have never even heard it when they covered songs by black artists that hadn't yet crossed over to commercial radio.  It may have been watered-down .. hell, it most definitely WAS watered down ... but I'm pretty certain that every originator of this rhythm and blues / rock and roll beat cashed their royalty checks when they came in the mail.
That being said ... I can't stand to listen to his version of "Tutti Fruitti" either ... but I will NEVER deny the contribution he made to the genre of rock and roll.  I maintain to this day that he is right up near the top of our Deserving And Denied List of worthy artists who have been repeatedly snubbed and ignored by The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame.
Give a listen to this one ... with the right material, Pat could still crank out a memorable hit every now and then.  Not only was this one of my First 45's ... but I think Boone rocks out pretty good on this track, even if it was a "novelty" record!



2)  One of the great mysteries of life is how this record EVER got all the way to #1.  Sure, I remember the CB Craze ... my dad may have even dabbled in it a little bit ... but there weren't enough addicts out there to support those kind of sales.  (Besides, who really talked this way?!?!)  Then again, after a week at the top of the charts it was displaced by Barry Manilow's "I Write The Songs" ... so in the long run, which was really better?

3)  I whole-heartedly agree.  What a shame that The Grandfather Of Rock And Roll ... and perhaps the genre's first true tunesmith ... topped the charts for his only time with THIS one!!! (I probably saw Chuck Berry six or seven times in 1972-1973 ... and this one was ALWAYS a crowd pleaser ... but I NEVER expected it to go all the way to #1!!!)
Here's one of my all-time favorites by The Chuckster ...


4)  No doubt about it, they were BOTH awful!!! (But, in a moment of total honesty and full disclosure, I will also secretly admit to all of you, my closest friends out there, that at the time I bought BOTH!!!  And I'll bet that a whole lot of you out there did the same!)  What were we thinking?!?!?  

5)  It's become nearly impossible for me to listen to ANYTHING by Steve Miller anymore ... his music has become SO over-saturated that I turn it off the instant I hear the first or second note ... which is a real shame because I REALLY liked it at the time.  ("Space Cowboy", maybe not so much ... I wasn't all that familiar with it or Miller's music back then ... so the inside joke on "The Joker" was lost on me until years later.)  
I used to play his albums "Fly Like An Eagle" and "Book Of Dreams" non-stop back in the day ... and, surprisingly, if I stick them both in the car and listen to them straight through now (which I did a month or two ago), I can absolutely enjoy and appreciate this music again within that context.  But I'm not kidding you, radio has RUINED these songs for me.  The second one of them comes on, it's button-pushing time for me!  (Sad part is you probably won't find anything better no matter how many times you keep pushing ... so at that point it's either back to Miller ... or pop in a CD!!!)   

6)  OK, I've gotta be REAL careful with this one ... Paul Evans has been a Forgotten Hits list member for several years now ... and he certainly has always had a way with a clever lyric and a catchy melody.  As such, this one doesn't bother me so much (and let's face it, based on today's programming, you're rarely going to hear it anyway.)  I can think of a couple other songs that I find FAR more annoying and obnoxious ... "Playground In My Mind" by Clint Holmes and "Sing" by The Carpenters immediately come to mind.  These recordings were created for the SOLE purpose of eating away your brain cells and filling your head with mindless clutter.
A Paul Evans composition that you don't hear much anymore (yet might find a bit more enjoyable) would be "When" by The Kalin Twins ... let's give THAT one a spin, shall we???


7)  Honestly, I couldn't believe it when The Stones put this record out, trying to cash in on the last phase of disco.  It was about as UN-Rollling Stones sounding record as they could make ... and at the time I thought it was a real sell-out.  But Keith Richards has always had a way with a "reach out and grab you" guitar riff ... his intros are amongst the catchiest ever written.  Even so, this one hasn't aged well for me either ... and I swear I must turn it off at least fifteen times a week.  For SOME crazy reason, it still seems to be in heavy rotation (and there are at least fifty OTHER Rolling Stones songs that outrank this one when listing those deserving a spin!) 
If you can't stand THIS falsetto, give a listen to the long-forgotten "Emotional Rescue" ... an even WEAKER attempt that you virtually NEVER hear anymore.  (You will be my knight in shining armor if you can make it all the way to the end of this track!)

As always, Chet, thanks for your insightful input, sure to spark a controversial comment or two.  Meanwhile, until we meet again, I bid you adieu.  10-4, Good Buddy!  (kk)

Monday, January 19, 2015

50 Year Flashback - January 19th, 1965

Here's a WHK Tunedex Chart from Lorain, Ohio.

Check out Robert Goulet at #3!!!  Frank Sinatra (#12), Ronnie Dove (#27), Bobby Vinton (#28), Dean Martin (#30), Jerry Vale (#36), Mel Carter (#38) and even George Jones (#32) are all doing side-by-side battle with the likes of the biggest British Invasion Artists of the day like The Beatles, Petula Clark (#1 and misspelled on this week's chart!), The Searchers, The Dave Clark Five, Gerry and the Pacemakers, The Kinks and Chad and Jeremy.

Big movers of the week include "The In-Crowd" by Dobie Gray (#30 to #8), "Thou Shalt Not Steal" by Dick And DeeDee (#31 to #9), "The Jolly Green Giant" by The Kingsmen (#20 to #11), Sinatra ("Somewhere In Your Heart", up from #27 to #12), "This Diamond Ring" by Gary Lewis and the Playboys (#29 to #13), "Paper Tiger" by Sue Thompson (#33 to #18), The Dixie Cups ("Little Bell", #36 to #19), Joe Tex (up 20 places from #41 to #21 with "Hold What You've Got"), Ned Miller's "Do What You Do Do Well", up from #47 to #22, Ronnie Dove ("Hello Pretty Girl", up from #43 to #27), Dean Martin "("You're Nobody Till Somebody Loves You", #46 to #30), George Jones' version of "The Race Is On" (up 17 places from #49 to #32), "Everyday" by The Rogues (#44 to #33) and The Kinks ("All Day And All Of The Night", up from #50 to #39).

New premiers include "Have You Looked Into Your Heart" by Jerry Vale, "Camel Walk" by The Ikettes, and future hits like "Bye Bye Baby" by The Four Seasons, "Tell Her No" by The Zombies, "Little Things" by Bobby Goldsboro, "The Boy From New York City" by The Ad-Libs and "King Of The Road" by Roger Miller.

And check out this week's #34 record ... it's "Dream Baby" by Cherilyn ... an early Cher solo track written and produced by Sonny Bono (doing his best Phil Spector imitation in the studio!), several months before Sonny and Cher would first hit the charts!  (It would later be reissued as simply by Cher once the couple broke through but never made The Billboard Charts!)