It’s the CHUCK BUELL FORGOTTEN HITS TAKE-OVER!!!
For the next two days, you will be entertained by the one and only Chuck Buell!
"Early last week, while many tourists throw spare change into Rome's Trevi Fountain for good fortune, but because she didn't have any change, Pop Singer Katy Perry tossed her credit card into the water." (True)
(Yes, that IS Katy Perry with her credit card in the Trevi Fountain)
"She placed her credit card in the fountain's water and but quickly retrieved it before it could float away!"
Wait! Does a Trevi Fountain wish work if you take your coin (or credit card) back?!
I'd like to hear someone (a more talented singer-songwriter than I!) create a parody of that Old 1954 Number One Forgotten Hit, "Three Coins in a Fountain" by the Four Aces called "Three Credit Cards in a Fountain!"
Perhaps along the lines of ~~~
Three Credit Cards in the fountain,
Each one under financial stress.
Thrown by three maxed out holders,
Which card will the credit company repossess.
Three Credit Cards in the
fountain.
Each card longing for a loan,
There they lie in the fountain,
Somewhere in the waters of Rome.
Three Credit Cards in the fountain.
Away through the water they float.
Someone needs a good accountant,
Because this Fountain offers no Hope!
Pay on Time! Pay on Time!”
(With apologies to the Four Aces!)
Here for song reference ~~~
CB ( which stands for "Coinage Boy!" )
