Friday, February 11, 2022

Your Forgotten Hits Valentine's Day Gift Guide

As has pretty much become our way around here lately when it comes to special events, we've got some GREAT Valentine's Day Gift Ideas to share with you, courtesy of our EXCLUSIVE Forgotten Hits Secret Shopper, Chuck Buell ... who once again bowls us over with his clever ideas!!!

And now, as we all continue to 'Adapt' to “Life As We Know It Today” here, from the Manager of the “Forgotten Hits Fantasy Gift Shoppe,” Chuck Buell, are his lovingly, specially selected “2022 Forgotten Hits Valentines Gift Giving Ideas" for YOUR Valentine based on this year’s theme, 45 RPM Record . . . “Adapters!”

 

To show your Valentine you truly are one in touch with the times, the DaVinci THIS Way; THAT Way; WHICH Way?! Directional T-Shirt shows you are trying to adapt!!!



And, to perfectly compliment your special ‘Adapter’ T-Shirt, top it off with your Official ‘Adapter’ Cap!



And don’t forget a matching Valentine ‘Adapter’ Cap for her because Any Woman probably looks better in an athletic cap than you do! Take it from Kent!

 

    Not Just Any Woman!                             Kent! Not Just Any Man!

If tickets are required for your Big Valentine’s Day Night Out, make sure you keep them safely pinned up where you know where they are until then with your Official ‘Adapter’ Thumb Tacks!



And if, for some cockamamie reason, the event requires a tie, then here to turn heads while choking the Blood Supply from yours, is the undeniably handsome ‘Adapter’ Tie!


If there’s a Mask Mandate in place, you’ll not be “out of place” with the Official ‘Adapter’ Face Mask!



For a memorable Gift of Love, how about a beautiful pair of Silver Sterling ‘Adapter’ Ear Rings for Her or Him?!



And a matching pair of Silver Sterling ‘Adapter’ Cufflinks?!



And if you don’t think you’re overdoing it, there’s also the Silver Sterling ‘Adapter’ Ring!



If your Valentine is the more casual type, there’s the very small Button Size ‘Adapter’ Ear Studs! So tiny and Delicate, they can fit in the hole of an ‘Adapterless’ Forgotten Hit 45!



And to match the more casual styling, there’s the Multiple ‘Adapters’ Print Long Playing Long Sleeve T-Shirt’ for just the right touch!



As are the Single Adapter T-Shirts!


 


Or to mark this Very Special Day of Love, ‘Adapt’ your Personalized Our Song Custom T-Shirts!



Then, to close your Evening of Romance while you continually play Your Song over and over throughout the night, be sure you have the Ultimate Forgotten Hits Perfectly Designed and Engineered 45 RPM Record of Love ‘Adapter!’



And, when the moment’s just right, for a ‘Hit’ gift that’s sure never to be ‘Forgotten,’ the Special “Pièce de Résistance from the Forgotten Hits Collection of Fine Jewelry, a Special Love Pin that will perfectly express just how your Valentine makes you feel! The Forgotten Hits ‘Adapter’ Pin!



And there you Go for this Valentine’s Day!  The rest is up to you!



CB ( which stands for "Cupid Boy!" )